I swear tumblr hates me.

Messages don’t get sent.

Sometimes word posts are forbidden.

And then the monthly “lol you’re not logging back into this account” sulk-fest.

8’|

/throws grenade at.

i swallowed gum.

thisneverhappenedbefore.

i remember in kindergarten everyone saying that swallowing gums would make your stomach swell up and explode. 8’|

amgoingtosleep.

nini bbies.

<23

And Anubis moved to the Bahamas.

hathor-tfd:

And then Hathor asked how Osiris enjoyed Thoth in bed.

"So what are you doing in this life?"

Osiris.

8|

/ooc

(via thoth-tfd)

hathor-tfd: Arching a brow as the stench was muted by the bag and she heard the zipped going, Hathor tilted to the right a bit to catch Anubis' eyes. Once the male recognized her, she beamed and without hesitation, walked across the room to wrap her arms around his shoulders and squeeze him into a firm, yet loving hug. Letting go slowly, she smiled and placed her hands on his shoulder, "Yes! It has been a while, indeed. How have you been, Anubis?"

Anubis showed her a small smile, widening it slightly when being hugged, wrapping one of his own arms around her waist, careful enough not to touch her with his gloves. He pulled away to gaze down at her with an arched brow. “I have had better days.” Anubis took a small step back, nodding at her as he removed his gloves. “But I’m fairly happy now that you’re here. Seems like the family is finally coming together.”

anubis-tfd: Dude why doesn't tumblr let you post texts?

Dunno bro. I feel so antisocialz.

And then everything was IC.

hathor-tfd: Knocking gently on the door, Hathor walked in to the back room of the funeral home, her eyes scanned over items, recalling her past lives and her true form as the smell of the dead seeped into her nostrils. "Hello, darling."

Anubis straightened up at the knocking on his door, quickly zipping the body bag back close, hiding the fresh corpse from any possible costumer’s eyes. “Good mor—” He paused when finally sighting an old friend with a new face. “Hathor.” His lips twitched into a warm smile. “It’s been a while.”

set-tfd: "Oh," Set exclaimed as he wandered into Anubis' workplace, "What a lovely environment, really. And it would see we're all alone. So," His arms came around Anubis' shoulders and the elder god kissed his nephew before pulling away, smirking. "Taste like moth balls and embalming fluid, mmm."

Anubis had just finished removing his rubber gloves when hearing a voice echoing against the metallic drawers were the deceased came to rest. He turned around to give his uncle a deadpan stare and toss the gloves to the side. “We’re not exactly alone, Set.” Anubis said nodding at the said drawers. His brow arched slightly when feeling Set arms around him, watching as he came closer and fluttering his eyes shut at the taste of someone else’s lips.

Anubis stood there, staring at Set, wide-eyed, as if actually reflecting on how he should react. It didn’t take long. His right hand suddenly snapped forward, grabbing Set by the hair and yanking his head back. “You touch me ever again, and I promise I’ll see that you end up buried alive.”

Anonymous: Your family is so attractive

Yes. Your surprised tone however is far from fitting the “polite” category, anonymous.